So how do you talk a straight guy into stripping down beating off in front of you? Here’s a few tips for your own personal conquests from the master of straight boy seduction himself, Bobby Garcia:

First off, there here aren’t many things more persuasive than a 6-pack of Budweisser and a few blunts. Seriously, after gulping down the beer and ripping some good weed, most guys will do anything – with anyone.

Furthermore, never underestimate the power of straight porn. Straight guys have like a sixth sense when it comes to movies about chicks getting banged, and if you have one playing on a TV anywhere in your place, they’re bound to find it. I just recently had this total straight recruit over – and the minute I put popped in “Her First Gangbang”, he’d pitched a tent in his tight red shorts faster than I could blink.

Finally, don’t bullshit around what you want. Sure, it’s great to joke and play when you’re chatting it up with your hunky straight buddy, but always be direct in what you want. It’s the only way you’re going to get your lips around that juicy straight boy cock!

Camo shorts and a tight green muscle shirt; just the idea of an outfit like that is enough to make my pants tighten and my mouth start to water. Of course, it’s even better when you get to see the real thing – which is exactly what my buddy Bobby captured in his latest update.

This time, he plucked a hot and horny cadet straight from the military yard and brought him to his house for a quick jack off session. The episode, however, turned  into more of a marathon, as the hard-up military muscle man seemed to be enjoying jerking his meat way too much. This one’s all about the build up, and this guy takes his sweet time twerking and pulling at his thick prick.

But there’s one thing Bobby always tells me, and it’s more true than ever with this one – The longer the wait, the bigger the pay-out! This burly hunk shoots a load that’s sure to keep him feeling good for at least a week to come – or is that cum?

Either way, it’ll have you pulling down your own camo shorts and strokin’ out a good one.

Video 10 makes F’lamin Yon run his hand up his flagpole with the hotties of the film “Gettin Off Base.” These South American studs make this reviewer want to drop down and give them twenty of whatever they want just as long as their bodies are involved!

The first scene shows a hottie cleaning things up at a photographer’s studio. A military stud shows up to get his picture taken, but the photographer is out at the moment. To pass the time, he decides to play a strategic move on the assistant. The two start making out and stripping down. They can’t keep their hands off each other and feel up each other as they strip. Finally the army boy gets a sucking and rimming much to his liking. He returns the favor in many positions and gives him a hot rimming. The two grind against each other until the army boy gets a good mouth fuck right against the wall. They grind some more before the blowjobs continue. Finally, the assistant rides the army boy’s big gun. Let’s see how far he can shoot! His aim is pretty good if the moans of the assistant are any indication. These two can’t stay still and fuck all over the studio! The assistant shoots first and it is a hit! Finally, the army boy also shoots and scores. Now to clean up the battlefield!

The studio is finally ready and the photographer is none the wiser to what went on. An army boy comes in for a quick photo, but all he wants is the face. As an artist, the photographer can’t settle for just that. He convinces the army boy to strip down for some still photos. He even undoes the army boy’s pants himself to reveal his hot body and his nice ass! This is hardly becoming a still photo shoot as the two start getting horny. The photographer helps out his hot model by sucking him off then offering up his body for some fun. The two stroke and grind against each other before the army boy sucks off the sexy artist. The artist later rims his beautiful ass and sucks him off. The two sixty-nine for a bit before the photographer gets to know his model in a deeper sense. He rides his cock into his ass and gives him one good session! The army boy cums first and takes a shot to the chest from the photographer to end the scene.

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In the third scene, a few hotties readxxxxxxxxxxxx an ad looking for gay models in military uniforms. The first one is very nice, the photographer loves him. The other two military hotties show up and he decides to use them all! A good idea since the military is about team work. A sexy couple is shown, the military one is being sent to the Amazon so he wants pictures of his lover in uniform. All three start making out and stripping down. The paler hottie gets the first cock sucking while the other rims him. They trade off blowjobs and rimmings between the three of them. Its almost too hard to keep track of who’s sucking who and who’s getting their ass rimmed. A double rimming is done while they grind against each other. Finally, there is a three way fuck then a fuck and suck. These boys want to do it all! Everyone gets a good ass fucking or gives one between the three. All three cum nicely to end the scene.

Back with the couple, they are making out and talking about the other’s leaving. They decide to pass the time until they part by having a little last minute fun. The lover sucks off his military man then gets fingered by him. He goes back to sucking him off then gets a boot and knee to the ass. A good rimming and prodding lead to some damn hot sex for the forlorn lover. This is definitely one way to give your lover a send off! The lover rides his army boy’s cock and loves the feel of it. It may be one of the last times he gets that thick cock in a good long while. The lover cums first soon followed by his army boy. The two photographers compare pictures but get horny from the sight. But the movie ends before we get to seem them make some photographic magic!

F’lamin Yon loves the arts and also loves sex! This combination of the two was pure magic! The studs were hotter than hell and the sex was steamy and sweet! These army boys really know how to make the most out of their leave! Seven face towels were used for this video! Muah, SIR!

Video 10 makes F’lamin Yon stand at attention with these hot solider boys kissing and telling about their favorite men in uniform! That’s always a turn on for F’lamin Yon, so he hopes it’s the same for you!

n the first scene, four boys talk about how they enjoy the fact that not many people come around and they enjoy the company of the two who have come to see them. Their holding hands show pretty much why. The translations are a bit off. It doesn’t seem to match up with them very well, but they are all still hot! One starts talking about a former lover and how good he was. He decides to kiss and tell. The shaven headed hottie is suddenly making out with an even hotter blonde. The blonde gets his cock sucked then returns the favor. They rub against each other while kissing before the blonde gets sucked off. Suddenly, he mounts his shaven headed lover and rides his sweet ass. They change places so the blonde can get some cock in his ass. He takes several positions, loving the feel of each one. Again, they switch places, as the shaven headed hottie sits on his lover’s cock and rides it hard. There is one more change in position as the blonde gets a cock in his ass again. The blonde gets a chest full of cum, then blows his wad on his lover.

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All the boys enjoyed the story and now seem to have some of their own. The shaven-headed hottie’s lover has a story about a fireman. F’lamin Yon is already feeling the burn in his pants at the mention of a hot stud! Apparently he’s an ass man and loves touching his lover. The two start making out on the porch of a home before the fireman pulls out his hose for a good wet down. The solider sucks him down, making his passion burn hot. The fire man mouth fucks the sexy solider but he wants his ass too. Finally, the fireman fucks the soldier’s tight ass and loves every inch of it. They take several positions, each one driving the solider closer and closer. The solider cums first then the fireman puts out his fire all over the soldier’s face. The hero saves the day, but there’s something wrong with the sound!

The third scene starts but you aren’t hearing them talking. Instead you seem to hear the sounds of sex. Apparently, they didn’t time the scene change very well. Not so good with the sound there guys. The scene cuts to another hottie making out with a blue boy from another regiment. The sounds really don’t match up here so F’lamin Yon just turns down the sound and continues with the film. Blue boy starts stripping his lover and falls to his knees to suck his thick cock. He takes a good mouth fucking before that cock is pounded deep into his ass. They take several positions for some deep angle fucking of blue boy’s tight ass. They both cum, one taking it in the face, and the bad sound starts up again.

The last hottie got himself a Marine, all dressed in white. But F’lamin Yon doubts he was very innocent. The two start making out in a field, the sound not matching of course. Clothes are quickly lost as the solider sucks off his sexy marine’s cock. The marine has some fun kissing and rubbing up against that ass until he sinks his thick cock into it. He gives the solider a good fast ride, bouncing off his beautiful ass. The marine impales that sweet ass as many ways as he can before the solider cums. The sound is gone by now so we don’t get to hear the wonderful noise of the marine blowing his wad all over his sexy lover.

If the sound had been correctly done, this would have been an excellent film. Mismatched sound clips gave some of the hotter parts away and distracted F’lamin Yon in other parts. Get it together guys. Five face towels were used for this video. Muah, SIR!

Video 10 gives new meaning to the term inspection with their video “Erection Inspection”. The soldiers are excited and curious to who will get inspected and who will get the passing grade!!

The first scene has an audio problem. It doesn’t match the video. The private is told there will be an erection inspection, right there. The officer undoes the private’s pants and starts sucking off the private’s privates! F’lamin Yon wants this job, where does he sign up? The officer must be used to these inspections, as he sucks down that cock well. He rubs his own cock against the private’s, then gives him a lesson in cock sucking. The private learns quickly and pleases his superior officer’s inspection. Next, his ass gets inspected with tongues and fingers. The last inspection is with the officer’s cock and the private seems to be passing. With a high cum grade this private passes his inspection!

The next scene has two soldiers getting ready for their own inspection. The sound is still off from the video but F’lamin Yon isn’t too distracted by it. One soldier decides to help his friend learn what an Erection Inspection is, so he drops his pants. The friend catches on fast, and swallows his thick meat into his throat. The two trade places, so the friend can get a good inspection himself. The two are hot and ready for some action as they trade places once again. Later, the finger inspects the soldier’s ass with his finger then his thick cock. It seems this soldier will get a good grade too! The two jerk themselves off at the end for extra credit.

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The third scene has a hottie scrubbing down the bathroom. His superior officer reminds him they are having a different kind of inspection, and proceeds to show him the proper way to have an erection inspection! F’lamin Yon is really considering joining the army now if he can get these kinds of thorough inspections. The officer sucks down his private’s cock, while he stays at attention like a good boy. But, his cock doesn’t seem to be following orders for a bit. The officer moves around for a good ass inspection while the soldier tries to teach his cock some proper standing lessons. Now at proper attention, he slides into the officer’s ass and proves he has superior training. They both cum, getting the bathroom floor all dirty again.

The last scene has one soldier asking his more experienced friend about the erection inspection. To prepare him, the kind friend decides to show him a full scale inspection. The friend starts fondling his fellow soldier, who quickly drops his pats, then sucks him off. Once his hard rod is hot the soldier sucks down his friend’s thick meat to get him ready for inspection. With his cock hard, the friend slides his thick meat into the soldier’s ass and fucks him. This inspection is going very well! The inspection nears its end and the two jerk themselves off until they make the passing grade.

What a great video, despite the obvious problems with the sound! F’lamin Yon announces he will be holding Erection Inspections on all cute guys he sees!! Be prepared!! Six face towels were used for this video. Muah!

Some hot boys from our nation’s military give some solo play in Barrack X 69’s “Incummin’ Fire.” While the guys are hot, the cameraman doesn’t need to be giving direction. These boys can do their duty without orders.

The first scene shows a sexy navy boy who also fights fires getting warmed up in a hot tub. F’lamin Yon can already tell this solider will only ignite his burning passion. The cameraman converses with him and starts to give him some direction. Our navy boy jerks himself off and gives an excellent cum shot despite the constant blabbering of the camera man. A second navy boy is also in this scene and quickly strips off his nice white uniform. It’s anchors away, my boy, as he lubes himself up for another solo. If only the camera man would stop talking and let these sweet boys do their work.

An army of one is presented to the screen as he talks about himself and what he likes. Thankfully there is no talkative camera man as this hunky solider strips down and talks dirty while he solos. As he talks about wanting to have a mouth around his cock, F’lamin Yon is tempted to enlist if he can get that job! Yours truly would love to serve his country and service this recruit. A great cum shot ends with a cool dip in the pool.

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The third scene brings in another young navy boy, but the talkative cameraman is back and as annoying as ever. All the talk and questions seem to distract the hunk from his duties, but thankfully a well-oiled toy brings him back into the game. This time the cameraman does something right and helps the boy by fucking him with the dildo. A good cum shot and his tour of duty is over.

The fourth scene has Sergeant Scott showing off his new pin and his sexy body. He talks for a bit before dressing down and getting pumped up. His large cock makes up for any gabbing by the camera man. An excellent solo and good cum shot.

The last scene finally gets beyond the solos as two sexy navy boys are hot and ready to fuck. The cameraman shuts up while our wet boys strip their clothes and explore each other’s bodies. Apparently the lucky young recruit is getting off Barrack’s calendar boys to fuck him bareback. A very hot scene that puts F’lamin Yon at full attention!

These military boys were hot, and F’lamin Yon enjoys a good round of solo jerking off. Ending it with a hot sex scene really complimented the whole film. If only Barrack X 69 could get their camera man to shut up long enough for the boys to enjoy themselves! Four face towels were recruited to clean the TV screen. To the showers! Muah!!

At a special club, the words “I like men in uniforms” can take you to the heights of pleasure in Video 10’s “Uniforms Only”. These sexy soldiers and sailors keep their guns polished and practice good teamwork in the true spirit of great porn!

The scene opens up to a couple of studs entering a club under the secret code “I like men in uniforms.” Well so does F’lamin Yon! Where is this club? The two studs are playing pool, a great activity if you like to play with balls. One speaks German while the other speaks English, but lust is a universal language. The two start making out and the English officer gets stripped and tasted. They move to an empty pool table where the German officer sucks him off, then rims his sexy ass. His fingers slid into the English ass as he explores the territory. The German officer continues to suck his new friend off before he gets a good cock sucking himself. Finally, the English officer gets bent over the pool table and his ass is pounded hard and fast by his new friend. They reach their peeks with a good jerk off and their money shot is very nice.

The next scene has a hottie sliding down onto a bright pink dildo. The officer is soon joined by a soldier, who enjoys the show for a bit. He strokes his meat then gets the officer to suck him off. Later, the soldier rims and fingers the officer’s tight ass before sliding his cock into him. He gives him a much better ride than that pink dildo could give. But, it is not forgotten as the officer sucks on it while he gets fucked. They both cum in a spray of semen and the scene ends.

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Speaking of se(a)men, the next hotties to enter are sailors! Nothing like men who are looking for something long and hard! One plays pinball, while the other watches his moves. The sailor in white makes a bad pun and tries his hand at the pinball game. But he’s more interested in the other sailor. The two shipmates start making out and stripping down. The first with a cock in his mouth is the sailor in blue. He sucks off his sexy shipmate, giving his mast a good polishing. The two jerk themselves off for the other’s viewing pleasure before there is more cock sucking. Up on the pinball machine, the sailor in white sucks off his friend then fingers his tight ass. Finally, the sailor in white slides his cock into his shipmate and lets the waves of pleasure flow over them. He pounds him like a harsh surf until they both cum.

The last scene has two soldiers presenting their cocks to glory holes. One happy soldier quickly starts sucking and stroking the thick meat offered to him. Back and forth the soldier goes, sucking the flesh of his superior officers. One officer goes down into the pit to finger, then fuck the soldier with his thick meat. F’lamin Yon wonders how he gets something so big into that tight ring of flesh. The fuck and suck continues until the other officer joins in on the fucking. The underling is really getting his ass fucked hard. The three form a three-way fuck with the underling in the middle before they all cum.

F’lamin Yon was certainly standing at attention through this video! These studs were hot and ready to serve their country! Porn is an American way of life that F’lamin Yon is happy to support! Seven face towels were used to polish my gun. Muah, SIR!

Military Issue shows the trials and tribulations of gays in the military. Despite hot sex, it does touch on how many of our boys in the armed forces are treated because of their sexuality. F’lamin Yon found this to be a very touching film, both in his heart and in his pants!

The first scene reveals a sexy stud named Mark, who is gearing up for his deployment. His sexy friend doesn’t want him to leave, and neither does F’lamin Yon. The scene changes to three guys discussing a night out. One is suspected of being gay, and the two others talk rather anti-gay about Scott and his friends. Apparently the two guys were caught being intimate. They get into a bit of a tiff before Scott leaves. The next day, one of them starts to remember his days with Mark. The sound suddenly disappears so the conversation had by the two G.I.s isn’t heard, but it does move to the sexy Mark and Scott having a conversation in their undies. It isn’t long before the two are making out. The sound finally comes back when Scott is using his mouth all over that well-built body of Mark. He drops to his knees and cleans his long gun. Mark is just as eager to show his skills in gun cleaning and slides his way to his knees. He shines that barrel with a deep throat. The two move to the small bunk beds for a delicious sixty-nine. Now that their practice maneuvers are complete, Scott invades Mark’s ass with his thick cock. These military games are very well done. Mark is the first to wave his white flag of cum, soon followed by Scott. What a hot couple these two are!

Back with Scott, and the poor boy looks so lonely. Once again there is a lack of sound. He thinks about the day Mark got deployed, so he gets out some paper to write to two other gay friends who were discharged due to their sex life. One isn’t very happy about it, but the other seems more than thrilled to be out. Instead of talking about that painful subject, the sexy twink gives his lover a massage. It quickly turns into something much more pleasing as the twink massages his lover’s cock with his mouth. Next, the twink rims his lover’s ass to get him excited enough to fuck him. The stud moves swiftly in and out of his sweet twink lover. He cums all over the twink’s sweet ass, but they don’t show the twink getting his rocks off. The scene was rather short but adequate.

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In scene three, Scott talks with another gay hottie about hanging out when everyone else gone. The two jerks from earlier start talking stupid shit to him. They have the nerve to tell him that he hangs out with the wrong people and that’s why he’s gay. One even talks about a straight friend who gets drunk and a gay man takes him home. The scene flashes to the sexy couple as the gay guy goes down on the supposed straight guy. He doesn’t look very straight to F’lamin Yon, considering how quickly he strips. He’s quickly on his back on the bed with his cock buried in the other man’s mouth. They trade places and this supposedly-straight guy really knows how to suck a cock! Then they sixty-nine each other and rims the other’s ass. The gay guy is hot for his lover’s ass and thrusts his cock deep into him. The pace gets faster and harder as their excitement grows. They change positions for another hard pounding pace. F’lamin Yon still isn’t seeing anything that suggests that either of them are straight. The one doing the hard pounding cums first, spraying his lover with his seed. He squats over his lover’s face so he can get his ass licked while his lover jerks himself off. That was one hot couple, even if one claimed to be straight!

Back with the guys, they get into a fight as the gay stud taunts the storyteller that he’s probably a closeted gay. The gay stud from the other unit comes over to talk, but they end up making out instead. A much better way to use your lips in F’lamin Yon’s opinion! Scott is hot for some action and goes down on his fellow G.I.’s cock. Their dog tags ring as their bodies respond to the pleasure. Soon Scott is the one getting his cock sucked since they must practice their maneuvers all the time! Kneeling on the bunk, Scott gets his ass rimmed then the two sixty-nine. F’lamin Yon can’t believe they can do that on such a small bed. They both jerk themselves off with Scott cumming first then his friend. Two days later, David the jerk, gets deployed because of his job specialty. He’s not happy as he was supposed to be going home, but he does admit that the story he told was really about him. They embrace in a cute scene as the movie ends.

A very well-done movie which shows both the prejudice that gays in the military face and the ways they deal with it. Despite the taunting of his fellow army boys, Scott has some very hot sex. The other couples weren’t that bad either. F’lamin Yon is also proud of David for coming to terms with his homosexuality. Again, a very nice film! Six face towels were used on F’lamin Yon’s tent pole. Now to run my own obstacle course! Muah!

Can I tell you how great it is having a neighbor like Bobby Garcia? It’s been getting pretty busy over at his house lately – hot marines coming and going all the time, which always makes it fun to sit and watch from my window at nights to see who his next conquest is going to be.

Speaking of new conquests, Bobby’s latest jerk-off victim came just the way I like ‘em – 6-pack abs, high and tight haircut, and a cross around the neck. Talk about a wholesome country boy! Of course, all that intense marine training can take a toll, which is why Bobby’s the perfect guy to help takes these guy’s mind off their training and engage in a little cock training of his own variety.

The best part , by far, was when this kid blew his load. He didn’t take his eyes of the TV screen full of porno in front of him for even a moment, which is probably why he shot such an impressive load. Well, that, and nobody gives a hand job like Bobby does. Until next time…

Huzzah! Another victory for Team America – or rather, another victory for my good buddy Bobby Garcia. And this one’s the best type of win – hot, juicy, and filled with jizz. Take a seat, drop your pants, and get comfortable, because I’m about to tell you how the whole thing went down (And boy oh boy, did Bobby go down).

I was relaxing at Bobby’s house, watching some TV, when in storms Bobby, with this cute, skinny marine with a puca-shell necklace following at his heels. They both looked a little beer-buzzed, and judging from the marine kid’s nervous expression, Bobby was up to his normal trouble.

Of course, the kid got much more relaxed when Bobby laid him on down on his recliner and started smoking his extra long pole. You could tell this kid loved every second of it; Bobby turned on some porn, and the kid really started feeling good. Of course who wouldn’t when you’re with Bobby. This guy gives a blow job that could make the straightest man ever leak his load. And let loose this kid did, flooding cum all over his chest and crotch – all of which Bobby happily cleaned up with his hands. Bobby’s the best host ever!