This movie pays homage (or should that be homoage) to the world’s most institutionalized way of having men meet men and share that bond (and bondage) of masculinity in an environment of their own…The World’s Navies.? There is just something breathtakingly hot and arousing about seeing a young stud wearing those uniforms with the flared out pant legs…the way they conform to the cute little butts, the oh so white and pure shirts with the floppy naughty nautical ties that say ‘ahoy sailor’ and those darling little white bucket sailor hats.? Very Basic Training brings that special something to you with an oceanic swell of pleasure in your pants.
These semen squirting seamen build up speed and momentum just like any battleship, destroyer or PT boat (I don’t know what a PT boat is, but it sure sounds fun and kinky) until the middle scene where we’re treated to a couple spunky sailors making some waves with each other.? So appropriately, Very Basic Training is like a very basic but fun wave…it starts off with a nice swell and reaches a peak that you ride and then brings you down with a bit more fun to finish your trip on the wave.? So even though Very Basic Training wasn’t the most hardcore tale of military machoism it was still entertaining and make me wonder if the word ’semen’ actually came from the word seamen, because they shoot such prodigious loads.? A couple of naughty nautical swishes to Very Basic Training and it would be nice for them to make a more hardcore version…special forces, recon or whatever.
